Fluffy

Hello! I have a cat. She is a hairless cat. Her name is Fluffy. She is the biggest brat in the world. This morning as I was making breakfast she decided to try to pee in the sink. Sooo, before she ~*began*~ I eas like, "FLUFFY NO!" so she jumped out of the sink. I then grabbed her and put her in the bathroom where her litter box is. She ran out and back into the kitchen. In hte kitchen she decided to stick her tongue in the pot holding left-over gravy. Then, she peed in the sink. *augh*

I sat down and was eating my breakfast (left over turkey,gravy,mashed potatoes and green bean cassarole) when she jumped on the table. I grabed the place mat (as you do) and went to smack her with it. I never acctaully smack her...just seeing it come towards her scares her so she runs. There is never any contact. Well, she jumped OVER the swinging place mat and grabbed a huge peice of turkey. I tried to grab it from her but it was too late. She ran. She is fat. Rawr.

Then, the dogs felt jealous so I had to give them some turkey. I had no turkey. :[


Merry Christmas to you too, FLuffy.


She is asleep in my bed right now. AUGH

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